No seriously, Kevin Smith, you're just a complete cock. Your movies suck, and the one movie of yours that almost was kinda good, Chasing Amy, has THE worst ending of any movie I've ever seen. I heard you deal with professional criticism by making fun of the critic personally. This video sort of proves that. You're so full of yourself you make M. Night Shyamalan look self-loathing. Look, you may think you're a genius, but you made "Mallrats". One of the first rules of being a genius is that you can't make "Mallrats". Okay? Just please, stop.
Next time on "Dude, You're Just a Cock" (America's hottest new game): James Murphy....?
