Saturday, August 4, 2007

Dude, You're Just a Cock #1: Kevin Smith


No seriously, Kevin Smith, you're just a complete cock. Your movies suck, and the one movie of yours that almost was kinda good, Chasing Amy, has THE worst ending of any movie I've ever seen. I heard you deal with professional criticism by making fun of the critic personally. This video sort of proves that. You're so full of yourself you make M. Night Shyamalan look self-loathing. Look, you may think you're a genius, but you made "Mallrats". One of the first rules of being a genius is that you can't make "Mallrats". Okay? Just please, stop.
Next time on "Dude, You're Just a Cock" (America's hottest new game): James Murphy....?

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Hey man,

Me and my friend Razoo Kelly really dig your blog. We are refugees from the 70's and have just returned from a high level top secret trip to Bolivia that lasted twenty eight years.

Before blogs,in order to get a listen to new music, we had to rely on late night radio shows that featured jocks that played entire albums to the wee hours of the morning. The Bolivian goverment contols the media and Minister of information is a crazy Captain and Tenille fan, so it's been a difficult almost thirty years

Anyway, gotta go, me and Razoo are about to get debriefed by two G men with shiny shoes.

Keep speaking the truth.